Stick or Go Guarantee: Love It or Leave It... With Cash in Hand!
"Love It or Fucking Leave It."
Test Drive the Shit Out of It: The Stick or Go Guarantee
We’re so confident you’ll love what we do that we’re putting our money where our mouth is.
Try our services for 100 days after your site goes live.
Get your site out there, experience how we work, and see the results for yourself.
Not Happy? No Problem.
If at any point during those 100 days—yes, even on day 99 or 100—you’re not absolutely thrilled, let us know. We’ll refund every single penny, including your £19 setup fee.
And here’s the kicker: If you can find a better guarantee anywhere, we’ll double this guarantee and throw in a year’s free service just for letting us know. We’re not fucking about, and we’re not frightened.
There’s no guarantee like it. Anywhere. The Stick or Go Guarantee is exactly what you’d expect from Sticks Like Shit:
- No drama
- No excuses
- No hard feelings
If you’re not as happy as fuck with what we do, we won’t keep your money. Simple as that.
We’re not happy unless you’re thrilled, and we’ll prove it.
What the fuck are you waiting for?
Questions?
We know—it’s hard to believe what you’ve just read. The questions below will help you understand why we’ve got such a no-bullshit, straight-talking guarantee.
That’s a Bold Guarantee. How Can You Afford It?
Test Drive the Shit Out of It: The Stick or Go Guarantee
We’re so confident you’ll love what we do that we’re putting our money where our mouth is.
Try our services for 100 days after your site goes live.
Get your site out there, experience how we work, and see the results for yourself.
Not Happy? No Problem.
If at any point during those 100 days—yes, even on day 99 or 100—you’re not absolutely thrilled, let us know. We’ll refund every single penny, including your £19 setup fee.
And here’s the kicker: If you can find a better guarantee anywhere, we’ll double this guarantee and throw in a year’s free service just for letting us know. We’re not fucking about, and we’re not frightened.
There’s no guarantee like it. Anywhere. The Stick or Go Guarantee is exactly what you’d expect from Sticks Like Shit:
- No drama
- No excuses
- No hard feelings
If you’re not as happy as fuck with what we do, we won’t keep your money. Simple as that.
We’re not happy unless you’re thrilled, and we’ll prove it.
What If I’m Not Happy with My Website?
You’ve got two choices, and either way, we’ve got your back:
Let’s Fix It:
If you’re not as chuffed as fuck with your website or think we’ve missed the mark, let’s get it sorted. Seriously—tell us what’s not working. Maybe it’s one thing, maybe it’s a list of problems. Either way, we’ll fix it.We want you raving to your mates about how shit-hot your website is—not slagging us off about how shit it isn’t. That’s the bar we set, and we’re here to meet it.
Take the Refund and Walk:
Now, if you’re still not thrilled to have a website that’s built to grow and stick, and you’d rather bail, that’s fine too. No hard feelings. It just means we’ve got more time to work with someone who gets what real value looks like.
The choice is yours, and we’ll support you either way.
Why the 'Stick or Go' Guarantee and Not a Free Trial?
Because free trials are for time-wasters. Let’s be honest—how much can you really learn from a watered-down, half-baked version of what we do? Not a lot.
The ‘Stick or Go’ Guarantee is about giving you the full experience, no shortcuts, no bullshit. Your site gets built properly from day one—ready to grow, stick, and work hard for your business. You’ve got 100 days to test drive the real deal.
If you’re not happy as fuck by the end of it, we’ll give you every penny back—even the £19 setup fee. No risks, no regrets, no dodgy fine print.
A free trial won’t cut it for what we do. We go all in, and the ‘Stick or Go’ Guarantee proves we stand by our work.
What If I Ask for a Refund on Day 99?
Go for it. We meant it when we said 100 days. Whether it’s day 1 or 100, we’ll refund every bloody penny, no questions asked. Even your £19 setup fee. No guilt, no hard feelings,just a promise we keep.
What Happens to My Website If I Cancel?
We shut it down. Why? Because hosting, maintenance, and all that good stuff aren’t free. But don’t worry—before we pull the plug, we’ll make sure you’ve got everything you need to take your content elsewhere if that’s your vibe. We will keep you website files for 100 days after you cencel. This gives you enough time to find a new hosting provider.
What If I Change My Mind After Cancelling?
We’re not going to hold a grudge. If you cancel and then realise we were the shit all along, we’ll happily welcome you back. But don’t expect your old website to still be live, we shut it down as soon as you cancel.
That said, you’ll start on the waiting list again. Why? Because we’re all about reaching as many clients as we can, and it wouldn’t be fair to skip you ahead of someone who’s been patiently waiting their turn. When you’re ready, we’ll be here to start fresh.
Do I Have to Explain Why I’m Cancelling?
Hell no. If you’re not happy, that’s reason enough for us. Want to tell us why? Great, we’ll use the feedback to get better. Don’t want to explain? Also fine. You’re the boss.
Can I Upgrade or Downgrade My Subscription During the 100 Days?
Hell yes! Life throws curveballs, businesses grow, and sometimes you just need to shift gears. We get it.
Want more features? Done. Need to scale back? No problem. Just say the word, and we’ll adjust your subscription faster than you can say, “What’s the catch?” (Spoiler: there isn’t one.)
Best of all, tweaking your subscription won’t mess with your ‘Stick or Go’ Guarantee. You’re still covered. Flexibility is the name of the game, and we’re bloody good at it.
Does Asking for a Refund Make Me an Arsehole?
Hell no. We’d rather you be upfront and take your money back than fake a smile while secretly cursing us. If it’s not working for you, say the word, and we’ll refund every penny—no guilt, no awkwardness, no hard feelings.
Life’s too short for forced relationships. If we’re not the right fit, that’s fine—we’ll still part as mates.
Can I Keep My Website If I Ask for a Refund?
You’re joking, right? Of course not. That wouldn’t be fair, would it? You can’t have your cake, eat it, and then demand your money back for the cake too.
When you cancel and request a refund, we shut the site down, end of story. But we’re not total bastards. If you want to take your content elsewhere, we’ll make sure you’ve got everything you need before we pull the plug. We will keep you website design files for 100 days after you cancel.
Fair’s fair!
Is There a Limit to How Much Support I Can Get During the 100 Days?
Absolutely fucking not. No limits, no bullshit, no “you’ve used up your quota” crap.
Need tweaks? Done. Fixes? We’re on it. Advice? You’ve got it. We’ll bend over backwards to make sure you love your site because that’s the whole bloody point of the ‘Stick or Go’ Guarantee.
We’re here to prove we’re worth it. and we’ll do whatever it takes to get you there.
Fair’s fair!
What Happens If I Don’t Do Anything After 100 Days?
That’s fine by us! If you’re happy, the subscription keeps rolling month-to-month—no contracts, no surprises, no sneaky shite.
But if you’re not thrilled and just haven’t gotten around to saying so, we’re always here to chat. Seriously, don’t suffer in silence—we’re not bloody mind readers. Whether it’s tweaks, changes, or just venting, hit us up.
Because if you’re sticking with us, we want it to be because you’re as happy as a pig in shit, not because you forgot to cancel.
What Makes You So Confident in This Guarantee?
Because we’ve been doing this shit since 1999, and we’ve nailed what works. Our websites don’t just look good—they stick, they grow, and they deliver.
We don’t need fine print, dodgy loopholes, or sneaky tactics to trap you. Our work speaks for itself. If it’s not sticking for you, we don’t want your money. Simple as that.
Because we know we’re the shit. Our sites don’t just look good—they work hard for your business. We’re not here to scam you or trap you; we’re here to make you happy as hell with what we do. And if we don’t? We don’t deserve your money.
We’re bloody confident—and you’ll see why when you work with us.
My Website Isn’t Ranking on Google, and It’s Day 99. What the Fuck Is Going On?
Let’s be real: SEO is a long game, not a quick shag. If you’re expecting to be top of Google in 99 days, someone’s been blowing smoke up your arse, and it sure as hell wasn’t us.
Here’s the deal:
- SEO Takes Time: Google doesn’t hand out rankings like party hats. It can take months of consistent effort, content tweaks, and backlinks to see any real movement.
- We Build the Foundation: Your website is built to grow, stick, and rank over time. It’s not magic, it’s strategy, and it’s designed for the long haul.
- Day 99 Is the Beginning, Not the End: If you’re serious about seeing your business grow, we’re here to make it happen. But if you expected instant results, the problem isn’t the site, it’s the expectations.
And by the way, if you know someone who can build a website and get it to the top of Google in 99 days, send them our way, we’ve got a job for them. They can name their bloody price.
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