Affordable Web Design That Sticks

Affordable Web Design, No Bullshit, No Excuses!

Looking for affordable web design that actually works? You’re in the right place. At Sticks Like Shit, we create affordable web design services that grab attention, grow your business, and get results—without draining your wallet. No fluff, no filler—just websites that stick.

Why Trust Sticks Like Shit for Affordable Web Design?

Affordable web design doesn’t have to mean shite design. It’s about smart planning, lean execution, and cutting out the fluff—so you get a site that looks sharp, works hard, and sticks without blowing your budget.

Affordable as Hell. Plans start at just £29/month—perfect for businesses on a budget.
Flexible Subscriptions. Scale up or down anytime—because businesses evolve.
Stick or Go Guarantee. Love it, or we’ll refund your setup fee. Simple as that.
Websites That Work. SEO-ready, mobile-friendly, and designed to convert visitors into customers.
Strategy Calls That Deliver. Quick 30-minute sessions to keep your site sharp and growing.

Plans That Fit Any Budget, Perfect for Small Businesses

Sticky Starter – From £997/month. An ideal pay monthly web design pacage for start-ups and small businesses. Everything you need for your small business.

Stick & Grow – From £197/month
Boost visibility with SEO-focused designs and extra pages—perfect for businesses ready to scale.

Firmly Fixed – From £997/month
For businesses ready to dominate with high-performance, custom-built websites.

With our guarantee, you’re fucking laughing.

Find better? We’ll double it, because we know you won’t.

We love and live what we do. Scratch n sniff, you’ve got nothing to lose.

Read the Stick or Go Guarantee

Every Legendary Journey Starts with the First Step...

Not for Time-Wasting Wankers.

So, you want a website? Good. If you’re still reading, you clearly like our shit and know we’re not full of shite.

We’ve got a waiting list. If that scares you, great. The weak ones just pissed off, which means we’re left with the serious ones.

Now, here’s the deal. Our waiting list exists for two reasons:

It Helps You.
You’ll start using that brain of yours to prep properly. You’re about to go on a journey that shows you what it’s like to work with Sticks Like Shit. We don’t hand out affordable websites to just any Tom, Dick, or Sally. When you join our waiting list, you’ll get our 10 Steps to Website Success, tried, tested, and always improving. It’s your chance to get all your shit together before we even talk.
It Helps Us.
By the time we invite you to chat, you already know what your website’s about, what goes on it, and who you want to visit it. No fluff, no faffing about. We only talk to our clients on the phone, so time-wasting wankers can fuck right off.

Not sure where to start? Our 10 Steps to Website Success guide takes the stress out of launching your site. From planning your content to choosing images that work, we cover it all, no jargon, no fluff, and absolutely no bullshit.

Ready to Get Started?

Join the Waiting List and Take the First Step.

Jump on our waiting list

Our clients rave about our affordable web design

"Absolutely incredible service. Sean can not do enough for you, and is always available to advise, listen, and help with any issues to help you get the best out of your website. He simply goes above and beyond in every aspect, every time. 5 star service, 5 star guy, 5 star price...... DON'T GO ANYWHERE ELSE.Pete and TomR n B Window Cleaning Pete and Tom

R n B Window Cleaning

If you want to know what it takes to be succussful in business, go and have lunch with Pete from R n B Windowing Cleaning. We are proud to have Pete, Tom and Rachel as one of our clients. They are a dream to work with and understand that success is what you build and not a given.

R n B Window Cleaning is not just a family run business, they carry true family values too. As with any business that is in its growth stage, Pete has always been quick to spot whats working, what need improvements and what needs to change. Like all businesses Pete will be the first to tell you they don’t always get it right. But they get it right enought o collect the reviews they have collected from their many happy and loyal customers.

We are proud to have R n B Window Cleaning as just one of many of our happy clients.

We have been expecting your questions!

Here are some hand picked FAQs just for you!

Is affordable web design low quality?

Not at all. Affordable web design means cutting out the unnecessary fluff, not the quality. Our websites are SEO-ready, mobile-friendly, and built to convert.

What’s included in your affordable web design plans?

Everything you need, design, hosting, updates, security, and even strategy calls to keep your site sharp. No hidden fees, no bullshit. Check out our subscriptions page for all the value we provide with each tier

Can I upgrade my plan later?

Every website we create is tailored to your brand and business goals. No cookie-cutter designs here, your site will be as unique as your business.

On our Sticky Starter Subscription we provide 6 different website design layouts that match your brand voice. You can pick your favourite and we will take it from there.

Do you offer bespoke web designs or templates?

Every website we create is tailored to your brand and business goals. No cookie-cutter designs here, your site will be as unique as your business.

On our Sticky Starter Subscription we provide 6 different website design layouts that match your brand voice. You can pick your favourite and we will take it from there.

How long does it take to build my website?

It depends on the complexity and tier of your subscription, but we’ll keep you updated throughout the process. For our Sticky Starter Subscription, we aim to get your website live within 30 days.

Remember, we may need content from you, images, text, etc. So if delays occur and they’re not our fault, subscription payments will still be collected. So pull that fucking finger out!

Do I own my website?

It’s 100% your website. Should you ever wish to leave us, you can take your website with you. Please keep in mind that some styles, functionality, and software belong to us. The same is true for images and graphics we have provided.

Should you decide to leave, we will remove all images, logos, and graphics, as well as any software we pay for. Please ensure you keep a copy of any images you have sent us that you may need in the future.

What if I already have a website?

We can help you transition seamlessly. Whether you want a redesign or need help migrating your content, we’ll make the process smooth and hassle-free. At Sticks Like Shit we look after alot of shit on behalf of our clients.

Can you handle ongoing updates to my website?

Definitely! Depending on your subscription tier, you can send us updates to tweak, optimise, or add content to your website. It’s like having a designer on call.

What if I need help or have a problem with my website?

We’re here for you! All subscriptions include support, with faster response times at higher tiers. Whether it’s a glitch or just a quick question, we’ll sort it.